omifuck:

omglolwhateven:

mrgosai:

astoldbyalysa:

gabbyroars:

kimjohansson:

HOLY FUCK LMAOOOOOO

holy shit, i dare you to try and watch this with a straight face. 

wtf is this…

LOOOOOL Good shit on Tumblr tonight!

… What.

…. the fuck did i just watch

lollollolool

RE: Manuscript Successfully Submitted
Journal: Journal of the American Chemical Society
Manuscript ID: ja-2012-04356v
Manuscript Type: Communication
Manuscript Title: Multicomponent Assembly of Highly Substituted Indoles via Palladium Catalyzed, Coupled, Coupling Reactions
Author(s): Knapp, John; Zhu, Jie; Tantillo, Dean; Kurth, Mark

JACS

mrchompers:

sparckydog:

highway131:

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

• No Pulp
• With Pulp
• MORE Pulp
• LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

• Loaded With Even More Pulp
• Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
• Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
• Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
• Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
• I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
• Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
• No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
• An Orange

FUCK this will never not be funny.

Laughed for 5 minutes straight.

toocooltobehipster:

If it looks stupid, but works, it isn’t stupid. 

for an acknowledgment on an angerwandte paper?

im ok with that i guess

goldenlovers:

I forwarded an e-mail to 25 people!

My crush is going to ask me out in 5 days! :D

socialistictendencies:

thedailywhat:

Logical Conclusion of the Day: Also, as noted by Redditor Hank_Scorpio_77, Batman Begins was released the year Obama was sworn in as Senator (2005).

Election over.

[4chan / reddit.]

Sorry Ron